Our Little Town: Down on Main Street

Italian Lessons: A Simple Conversation

What should be a simple conversation
Is, for me, a pick-up game: too one-sided.

Latugga, I heard.
Proscuitto, I said.

Oggi arrivato, Rebecca heard                                                                              What was all Greek to me.

Just so much more I have to learn.

Our New Digs: Name that Pop Tune

Italian Lessons: The First Order of Business

To: Reb, my Excel Queen
From: Carlo, a courteous driver
Re: Whenever windy? = “Vento” (& not “pinto,” U backseat idiot)
Date: Morning, Day 1 in Spoleto

To: jt, the daft Memo King
From: Our Friendly Clerk, Anonymous Still
Re: Forever Clueless? = “Hurry Up, Please, It’s Time to Mind the Gap” (in other words, to drop the English references and get crackin’ on your Italian)
Date: Afternoon, Day 1 in Spoleto

Photo INOP

Had I been able to realize every one of the photo ops that I saw from the moving car, the image gallery would look something like this:

Deer cross frequently in these parts.
The old Flaminia way is crooked as can be.
Green fields. Yellow flowers. Bare trees.
Tunnels burrow through these mountains.
Sheep (maggot-like?) graze on a distant hill.
Wild asparagus being harvested close at hand.
Buildings sprout out of the rock.
Spires tower over the towns.
Spoleto comes into view.

Blame It on the Vertigo

A couple of years back, I wrote a post about the Yugo Mercedes. I joked at the time about the very odd pedigree, speculating on its evolutionary descent.

This year, with Rebecca still testing out her roundabouts with vertigo, we latched on to “the mother ship,” with a smoooooth ride and a cool operator.

Maybe Something in the Stone

Makes a body feel at home.

Still Time to Work on the Latin Translation

ANNIBALE, DOPO AVER SCONFITTO I ROMANI AL TRASIMENO, RESPINTO DA SPOLETO CON GRANDE STRAGE DEI SUOI, MENTRE MARCIAVA ALL’ATTACCO DI ROMA. CON LA MEMORABILE FUGA DETTE IL NOME A QUESTA PORTA.

Our Favorite Way to Shop

Strictly hands-on, with the friendliest folk, at the closest spot.